15 August 2012

The Campaign Movie Quotes


Here is a collection of movie quotes from the movie The Campaign, a 2012 comedy film starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis as two Southerners vying for a seat in Congress to represent their small district.

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Cam Brady: That makes me so mad, I wanna find that baby and punch him again!
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Huggins Supporter: I don't wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can't make me!
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Cam Brady: What's the difference between a dryer and your mom? When I drop a load in the dryer, it doesn't follow me around for 3 weeks.
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Cam Brady: America. Jesus. Freedom.
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Mitch: He just punched a baby.
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Cam Brady: I've never seen a baby take a punch like that.
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Cam Brady: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.
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Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend, though your balloon's getting ready to pop.
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Cam Brady: Oh, trash talk eh? Alright. Your wife's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
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Cam Brady: Rainbowland is not real! It's not real!
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Cam Brady: [as Cam sees Marty trying to open the door] Push it.
Mitch: Push it.
Marty Huggins: Push it, push it real good?
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Cam Brady: Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner, She suck, she blow, gets laid in the closet.
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Cam Brady: Hoo, black hawk down.
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Cam Brady: Is anyone ask how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw bad baby?
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Cam Brady: I feel like Britney Spears at the VMAs! Let me hear a Cam Brady oh-12!
Cam Brady: Oh, shove a throwing star up a Chinese monkey!
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Marty Huggins: Here is a Communist manifesto called ‘Rainbow Land.’
Cam Brady: I was eight, but I wrote that.
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Cam Brady: I’m Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message.
Cam Brady: Love it!
Rick: Worst numbers we’ve ever seen.
Cam Brady: Worst as in?
Rick: In the history of numbers
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Cam Brady: Marty Huggins, what do you got there? Is that a crossbow?
Cam Brady: Ow! Black hawk down!
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Cam Brady: How’s my hair?
Mitch: Strong, so strong
Cam Brady: My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
Mitch: Absolutely
Cam Brady: That’s what I like to hear.
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Marty Huggins: Now that I’m running for Congress, we’re going to be under a lot of scrutiny. Anybody have anything that they want to share with us? I promise you I’m not going to get angry.
Dylan Huggins: I said the lord’s name in vain at school.
Marty Huggins: I said I wasn’t going to get angry and I’m not angry.
Clay Huggins: I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my p***s.
Dylan Huggins: One time I put a firefly in my butthole.
Marty Huggins: Why?
Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow
Clay Huggins: I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my n**sack so I looked like a grown man.
Dylan Huggins: The old biker man at the end of the street let me tough his wife’s t***y.
Marty Huggins: That’s a good one, but I…
Clay Huggins: I’m legally married to the babysitter.
Dylan Huggins: I accidentally got a man killed on the Internet.
Clay Huggins: Once a week I pray to the devil.
Mitzi Huggins: Almost every day I touch myself to Drew Carey on ‘The Price is Right.’
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Cam Brady: Cam, anything you want to talk to your dad about? You want to get a tattoo or a nose ring or anything like that?
Cam Jr.: Dad, just be quiet.
Cam Brady: Because we can talk about those things.
Cam Brady: It occurred to me, and I been meaning to ask you this for the longest time, do you have p***c hair yet? It dawned on me that I have no idea.
Cam Jr. Dad!
Cam Brady: Believe me on our side of the family, we grow it. Thick… and bushy
Cam Brady: You ever want to talk about make-out techniques, I can show you how to turn your tongue into a magic wand.
Cam Jr.: Stop!
Cam Brady: With females, not with dudes
Cam Jr.: Please, dad! Dad!
Cam Brady: If you’re into dudes, that’s fine too.
Cam Brady: Camo, what are you studying in school right now, dinosaurs? I’m asking cause I don’t know. What grade are you in now? Have you been using those hair products I gave you? Just trying to reach out to you more. Do you want to talk about testicles? I have one ball that hangs lower than the other one. If you want to make a funny father-son video, put it on YouTube, we can do that too.
Cam Jr.: Nope
Cam Brady: That’s OK, I’m not mad at you. I’m not mad at you.
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Cam Brady: Everyday I come in contact with women. Do I fantasize about their undergarments? Sure. Do I go uhlululuh when I see them? No!
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Marty Huggins: A super sassy salesman sold me Sicilian sausages.
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Marty Huggins: I’m glad to be here. It’s the first time I’ve worn a Yamaha… Washington DC is a mess. How do you say ‘it’s a mess’ in Hebrew?
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Marty Huggins: Donkey Kong?
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Cam Brady: How you doing?
Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend but your balloon’s getting ready to pop. That balloon’s full of your own butt toots.
Cam Brady: You trying to trash talk me? Your mama’s like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet… That’s what nuts feel like.
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Piers Morgan: Are you taking money from big tobacco companies?
Cam Brady: No, not at all! Were we talking about Coke Zero?
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Reporter: You’re challenging our four-term congressman, how do you plan to do that?
Marty Huggins: … Say that again.
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Cam Brady: Imma smoke that clown.
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Cam Brady: I feel like Britney Spears at the VMAs! Let me hear a Cam Brady oh-12!
(large snake latches onto Cam's arm)
Cam Brady: Oh, shove a throwing star up a Chinese monkey!
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